Trailer Park Humor

Tell Me Please....what is Trailer Park Humor?

I just realized I don't know exactly what trailer park humor is.  Someone recently described my humor as trailer park humor.  Is that redneck or what??!!

So ...  maybe I'm supposed to open all of my posts with "Welcum all ya rednecks"...... then go on to say "on this day we're gonna have a mockumentary of the boys and girls in the trailer park"..... "and we's gonna study the feakin inner workins of white trash".

Maybe one post could start with "you'se  best be careful cauz I know where your mama parks her house".  I could probably go on in that post and tell that story about the midget in your mama's trailer park that looks up women's skirts just because he's so close to the ground.  Or....maybe about the sign that says no more than 3 beer can wind chimes with no more than 5 cans each.  Or maybe I can post about the trailer park requirement "only three cars on blocks at one time".

I bet that person who told me I was a trailer park humorist must have seen me in my oompa loompa costume the other day.  I was just trying to get the dang costume right for the big fright night.  That must have been a grotesque display of humor to that idiotic bully.....yes, I said idiotic bully.  But I've got that person fooled....I don't even know what a trailer park humorist is!!!!  Maybe crass humor?? A humorist with lame jokes????

I've never said trailer park living was low class or on the wrong side of the tracks in any post.....cauz I'm not rich!  I think I live on the other side of the tracks.....somewhere down the road there's a railroad about 5 miles away.....so I live on this side of the tracks.  So what the heck is the person talking about?

At least I have a humor bone in my body.  It might be slightly twisted at times....but I laugh and have a good time.  I think that idiotic bully who said I do loads of trailer park humor has a warped sense of humor!  And ....  maybe lives in a trailer down by the river and thinks the economy is good and can't wait till he can afford to fix those five cars sitting in the yard by his trailer.

Ok, ok .... maybe I do some trailer park humor  ..... now if someone can just tell me what the heck it is!

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Recipe
The best cream cheese frosting....you could make cupcakes and color this icing orange today for halloween.....put a couple of pieces of candy corn on top.....Halloween dessert tonight at your house!

Cream Cheese Frosting
4 oz cream cheese
1 stick unsalted butter
2 cups powdered sugar
1 tsp vanilla
Beat the butter and cream cheese and then add powdered sugar a cup at a time....then add the vanilla.  Goes good with red velvet cake.

Thought For The Day

One today is worth two tomorrows.

--Benjamin Franklin

If you saw the Cardinal games the other night a couple of them were wonderful....especially game six. Even those who aren't Cardinal fans would have to admit the 6th game, 9th inning was exciting.  I was watching all of the games from the sofa and not from the game seats at the stadium. 

I could never understand why people think it is so thrilling to have a stadium seat at a game like the World Series.....especially those seats I would probably land up with.....way up in nose bleed section clear at the top.  When you watch it on the large screen television at home, you see just about the whole field at one time .... plus you get to see the reruns immediately ..... those stupid calls from the umpires or the strikes that really weren't. 

 Those kind  of umpire calls make your blood boil.  But .... if you were up in nose bleed section at the stadium, you wouldn't see that......it would cost you 1/3 of next year's salary for the tickets.  But keep in mind it's an hour process to even walk down the steps to the bathroom, so you miss about a whole inning and sometime two by the time you finally decide you can no longer hold that three cups of soda (which cost you $5.00 each) in your poor little bladder.

Congratulations to the Cardinals.....they're my team....sorry if they aren't your most favorite.  Stick around long enough and maybe they will be someday.

Note....this post was published on Sunday rather than Monday

due to appointments on Monday.....see you again on Tuesday.

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