To swim is wonderful if you like to swim. But if you hate water, it's maybe not good. And, in order to swim, you say you will have to borrow someone's suit......well that sounds like something I might not do.....nope on second thought, never would I do that.
First of all, someone's suit might not fit. You have to try to find one that will fit all portioned or unportioned parts of your body. If you're a woman and are top heavy, then you'll need to find one with big enough boob cups to fit you. And when you do, your smaller hips might have lots of baggy material just hanging there. When the butt factor is what gives you trouble, that much bigger size you need just to cover your butt cheeks, might give you what is known as "saggy cups". This could mean that your boobs might wander around and even fall out when there's too much room.
A person must realize that even a department store won't let you try on swimsuits without leaving on your underdrawers. Now why would that be? Ohhhhhh ick! Can you imagine someone trying on a suit in a store and that person has the unspoken but gross V-A-G-I-N-A infection. Or, even worse, it could be something else (sperminskis maybe). Oh crap! That suddenly makes me want to barf and never try on a swimsuit again. Of course this body says to me, you should never try on a swimsuit because you look so terrible, and if you really bought one and went out into the world, you would become the Eighth Wonder of the World .... otherwise defined as a classical construction of an antiquity .... a fat antiquity at that.
At this point, I see that I have four options. Never borrow someone's swimsuit if I feel the urge to go swimming when it's hot. Secondly, the other option is to choose to swim only when no one is looking because my suit might not fit. Thirdly, is to not go swimming at all. And fourth and maybe the best is to don't borrow a swimsuit.....get nekid and go swimming butt nekid while it's dark. That way no one will see the eighth wonder of the world having a good time with an "unborrowed swimsuit"..... that eighth wonder classical antiquity will be in the "suit" she was born with.
Illinois State Fair
(you can click on most photos to get an enlarged view)
1912 Illinois State Fair Coliseum with a covered walkway
Illinois State Fair Coliseum Building 1908
mid 1940's Illinois State Fair Happy Hallow
Illinois State Fair Machinery Hall 1910
Quote For The Day
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind
and won't change the subject.
--Sir Winston Churchill
This weekend will see lots of fireworks and kids calling out ooohs and aaahs. But is it a good time to light those fireworks when our area is so drought sticken?
I personally think that this year, fireworks should be banned so that a wildfire doesn't become a first for this area. Not that a wildfire would burn acres and acres like it does in the forests of the western states, but there are small towns and subdivions in the woods (mine) which could go up in a puff of smoke.
If you are a person who has a bunch of fireworks to set off to give a few people a bunch of laughs, think hard about this being the right time to give a few laughs when it could result in a lot of persons suffering from fires. Their tears are not worth a few laughs for others. The trade off isn't worth it in my book.
Have a good holiday weekend. It will be a hot one for most of us so take precautions and drink lots of fluids!!
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